Redonkulously tired

I am redonkulously tired. I am so tired I could fall asleep in a garbage can, if someone offered me a garbage can to sleep in. I had a fun night of baby-sitting fantasmicism, but it was a late one. So now I'm tired.

I am sippling on a coffee, so that should help at least a tad.

Please leave some ideas as to how I can wake myself up.