- Pretend they're not talking to you
- Trick them into getting on a plane with a one-way ticket to Azerbaijan
- Every time they start talking, play your xylophone
- Every time they start talking, do cartwheels repeatedly
- If they are being rude and brash, remain extra calm. My mom always called this "killing them with kindness." It really pisses people off. Thanks mom.
- Ask Annoying Person to play hide and seek with you.... and then don't seek them
- Meditate and pray
- Move away
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