Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Ideas for how do deal with annoying people

  1. Pretend they're not talking to you
  2. Trick them into getting on a plane with a one-way ticket to Azerbaijan
  3. Every time they start talking, play your xylophone
  4. Every time they start talking, do cartwheels repeatedly
  5. If they are being rude and brash, remain extra calm. My mom always called this "killing them with kindness." It really pisses people off. Thanks mom.
  6. Ask Annoying Person to play hide and seek with you.... and then don't seek them
  7. Meditate and pray
  8. Move away

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