Bushisms

I don't rail on politicians generally - but these make me giggle.

TOP TEN BUSHISMS (as chosen by viewers of dubyaspeak.com)

1. I want to be the peace president.


2. My most important job is to defend the homeland, to protect innocent Americans from the deaths of the killers.


3. First thing that Medicare has done is it says that if you're — when you join Medicare, you get preventative screenings. Put in Texas terms, in order to solve something, you got to diagnose it.


4. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.


5. A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander-in-Chief.


6. I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we're going to hunt you down.


7. I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo.


8. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.


9. This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.


10. There — it's — you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror