To Do List

1. Take out garbage
2. Figure out which of my contacts is inside out
3. Switch work computers
4. Commit a crime that benefits me (like stealing from Best Buy or a bank) and frame Kelly effectively
5. Refill water bottle
6. Call mom
7. Vacuum bedroom
8. Call Lynn and only speak in rhyming phrases
9. Figure out when KyKy the Clown is coming to town (example of rhyming I could use with Lynn)
10. Save up to buy a boat
11. Perform my daily chant to Ra, the Egyptian god of the mid-day sun
12. Mail Sam's birthday present
13. Go to Australia
14. Mail Kyle's birthday present
15. Go to Bible Study
16. Buy a rifle
17. Learn 7 interesting facts
18. Design Sharon's new "LadyCub" graffiti tag